Relax Ya' Self...

So I'm on the phone with one of my homegirls (won't mention your name LOSER) and I'm tellin' her to check out Booda's blog NothingButEverything and she's like "It's hot but I'm interested in your blog, but wtf is up with your page, you post like once a week?" so I paused... "B!#@$ SHUT YO FACE AND WATCH WHAT YOU SAY TO ME!"... LMAO! That's a lie man, I wanted to say that but it would've been wrong of me... so I say "I feel your pain because I know how much people value my opinion and want to know whats on my mind these days since I've been stranded on Handsome Island, but for that very reason is why I can't post daily. These dudes on Handsome Island all wanna speak at once and it's impossible. I got Handsome always talkin' some I'm pretty this and I'm pretty that sh** and oh we need to get us some a** sh**, then I got Peoples who won't stop talkin' some beef and I'm from the hood sh** - let's just explode on these b****n*****, got my man T.W.T. on his "WE THE TRUTH" ish and he's dying to just blurt out everything that we're thinking without considering the consequences, I got Juan Guapo on his get money and personal advancement sh**, now we got Deaf Out Left over here with us wanting to talk that music ish all the time and it's getting annoying! Then we got me, good ol' level-headed Johnny Contreras, all I wanna do is speak to the Lord, express myself a bit, have fun while doing it and for the voices to just stop - ONE AT A TIME PLEASE!!!". Now after I said all this (not in those exact words obviously because its not like I recorded our convo, lol) she just says "Yeeeeahhh, umm, sounds great but umm I gotta let you go now, I don't think I belong in this convo with you right now, or YOU'S right now, so hit me up tomorrow" and she actually clicked! And I'm dead serious she clicked the phone on me without even letting me say good bye or anything. Well when you read this I want you to know you're a jack-ass (I would've called you a jerk but that's someone else's title) and thanks a lot for hanging up on... us.